"I hate you. You hurt me so fucking much and you expect me to be fine."
"I can’t be your friend. This sucks, I can’t do it."
"I love you. I think."
"Jesus I fucking miss you."
"I hate sleeping alone."
"Do you even miss me at all?"
"Talk to me. Please. Please. Please."
"Why did you leave? Was it all my fault? Please come back. Sorry I’m so pathetic."
"I’m really mad at you, idk what to do."
"I’m sorry. Idk what for but I’m sorry.""
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
whoever invented cramps is an asshole
ur an 18 year old boy
NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER
the lady pocket region