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The names Benjy, Pokemon master, user of psychic types, and a member of the Watertribe. Part of the Afterlife battlefront and a naked guy enthusiast ;D
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22nd Sep 14 • 248,664 notes • Reblog
"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."
— Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante)

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"

"I hate you. You hurt me so fucking much and you expect me to be fine."

"I can’t be your friend. This sucks, I can’t do it."

"I love you. I think."

"Jesus I fucking miss you."

"I hate sleeping alone."

"Do you even miss me at all?"

"Talk to me. Please. Please. Please."

"Why did you leave? Was it all my fault? Please come back. Sorry I’m so pathetic."

"I’m really mad at you, idk what to do."

"I’m sorry. Idk what for but I’m sorry."

"
— 10 texts I’d send you if I wasn’t scared. (via jessielou24)
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tastefullyoffensive:

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arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

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dramallamapie:

overland-frost:

runawayshounen:

One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.

I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.

DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-
GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE
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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(Source: earthal)

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wancler-lust:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

this post turned out really weird
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prettygayboys:

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